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Its dark color palette gives the patch a clean, sharp look that works beautifully on jackets, backpacks, book bags, convention gear, patch displays, and other fabric items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between a traditional Sew-On Patch with a raw backing or an Iron-On Patch with heat-activated adhesive applied to the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePatch Details\u003cbr\u003e\nOne finished physical embroidered patch\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Desperado Club dagger design\u003cbr\u003e\nApproximately 4 inches wide × 3 inches tall\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack patch base and embroidered outer border\u003cbr\u003e\nSilver, gray, red, and black machine embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable with sew-on or iron-on backing\u003cbr\u003e\nEmbroidered and finished by The N3rdy Hooker Designs\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished physical product—not a digital embroidery file\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach patch is embroidered, trimmed, and finished individually. 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Cream, gold, purple, burgundy, black, gray, and white embroidery stand out against the black patch background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between a traditional Sew-On Patch with a raw backing or an Iron-On Patch with heat-activated adhesive applied to the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePatch Details\u003cbr\u003e\nOne finished physical embroidered patch\u003cbr\u003e\nSamantha character design with IWKYM lettering\u003c\/p\u003e  \n\n\u003cp\u003eApproximately 3¼ inches wide × 3¾ inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlack patch base and border Detailed multicolor machine embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\nDense embroidered character design\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable with sew-on or iron-on backing\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade and finished by The N3rdy Hooker Designs Finished physical product—not a digital embroidery file\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause each patch is embroidered, trimmed, and finished individually, slight differences in thread placement, trimming, or material texture may occur. 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Real Photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe photographs in this listing show a real, completed physical patch, not an AI-generated product or digital mockup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe may occasionally use AI-assisted tools for minor advertising cleanup, lighting correction, background adjustments, or promotional layouts. AI is not used to create or replace the actual embroidered item. Photographs of the real finished product are included so you can clearly see what you are purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor best results:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpot clean when possible\u003cbr\u003e\nAvoid bleach or harsh cleaning products\u003cbr\u003e\nWash attached garments inside out\u003cbr\u003e\nUse cold water and a gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e\nAir dry when possible\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not iron directly on the embroidered front\u003cbr\u003e\nFan Art and Design Credit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an independently handmade fan-created item inspired by the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. It is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the author, publisher, or other rights holders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA special tribute and thank-you to String Theory Fabric Art—STFA, the designer and digitizer of the original embroidery design used for this patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe finished physical patch was embroidered, trimmed, backed, photographed, and prepared for sale by The N3rdy Hooker Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The N3rdy Hooker Designs","offers":[{"title":"Sew-On","offer_id":49726381031674,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iron-On","offer_id":49726381064442,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0839\/9444\/4026\/files\/il_fullxfull.8305934695_375m.jpg?v=1784607755"},{"product_id":"embroidered-patch-dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-litrpg-reader-gift-sew-on-iron-on","title":"Embroidered Patch – Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired, LitRPG Reader Gift (Sew-On\/Iron-On)","description":"\u003cp\u003eREWARD: BITCHES DON’T GET REWARDS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSome dungeon lessons are harsher than others.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold embroidered patch is inspired by the wonderfully chaotic world of Dungeon Crawler Carl. It features bright yellow and hot-pink embroidery on black patch material, creating a colorful design that stands out on jackets, backpacks, battle vests, convention bags, book totes, and other fabric gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose between a traditional Sew-On Patch or an Iron-On Patch with heat-activated adhesive applied to the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePatch Details\u003cbr\u003e\nOne finished physical embroidered patch\u003cbr\u003e\nApproximately 4¼ inches wide × 3 inches tall\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack patch base with yellow and hot-pink embroidery Thick embroidered border\u003cbr\u003e\nDense machine-embroidered lettering\u003cbr\u003e\nMade and finished by The N3rdy Hooker Designs Finished physical item—not a digital embroidery file\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach patch is individually embroidered, trimmed, and finished. Minor differences in stitching, trimming, or placement are natural characteristics of a handmade item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose Your Backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSew-On Patch — Raw Backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis option has a raw fabric backing without heat-activated adhesive. It is designed to be permanently attached by sewing around the outer edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIron-On Patch — Adhesive Backing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis option has heat-activated iron-on adhesive applied to the back before shipping. It can be attached using a household iron or heat press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor frequently washed clothing, workwear, or items that receive heavy use, adding a few stitches around the outside edge will provide the most secure long-term attachment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl fans, LitRPG readers, audiobook listeners, fantasy readers, convention bags, battle jackets, backpacks, book totes, cosplay gear, and anyone who understands that rewards are not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReal Product. Real Photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe uncensored photographs in this listing show the real, completed physical patch you will receive—not an AI-generated product or digital mockup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAI-assisted tools may occasionally be used for advertising cleanup, background adjustments, lighting correction, promotional layouts, or to place a censor overlay over mature wording in the first thumbnail. AI is not used to create or replace the actual embroidered product. Etsy requires sellers to include original photographs of the actual finished product, so the uncensored real-product photographs should remain in the listing after the censored thumbnail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMature-Language Notice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch contains visible adult language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe first listing image has been censored for marketplace browsing. Additional listing photographs show the complete patch exactly as it will be received. Etsy requires mature-content listings to use an adequately obscured first thumbnail and include the tag “mature.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFan Art and Design Credit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an independently handmade fan-art item inspired by the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. It is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the author, publisher, or other rights holders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA special tribute and thank-you to String Theory Fabric Art—STFA, the designer and digitizer of the original embroidery design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe finished physical patch was embroidered, backed, trimmed, photographed, and prepared for sale by The N3rdy Hooker Designs. 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